I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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