Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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