This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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