i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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