We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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