It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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