I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
