escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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