wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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