school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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