So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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