Kiss
Puke
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I wear drunk well.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
