lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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