Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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