I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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