i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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