Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
