And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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