He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i've created a new STD.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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