Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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