I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize
