we're chasing vodka with high fives
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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