remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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