walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
