i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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