Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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