Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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