I love watching others lives come down to our level.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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