u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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