No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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