I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
