So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
