He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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