Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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