and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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