Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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