she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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