Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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