Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
being pregnant is like rehab
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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