Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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