Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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