So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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