took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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