Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
