there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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