Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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