mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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