Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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