Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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