it wasn't lemon gatorade
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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