This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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