I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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