Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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