So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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