Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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